Sean Lambert
Sean Lambert is a writer living in San Francisco. A long-time fan of Terror Vault, this is his first year joining the cast as a scare actor. Since graduating from his PhD in German at UC Berkeley in August 2026, he has been working on his first novel, a comedy about a billionaire tech executive who has developed serious health problems after eating nothing but off-brand meal replacement bars for 18 years.
Sean's fiction and criticism have appeared in Chicago Review, Post 45 and Abandon Journal. He publishes critical essays every week on his Substack @manateemachine. His personal Instagram is @slamborg. His favorite horror film is The Devils …and he only has eight toes.